Smile, you're on Cleavage Cam

U.S. News ^ | September 6, 2002 | PAUL BEDARD

[Bubba_Leroy]

Love former President Clinton or not, you've got to admit that his sex life and personal behavior are an easy target. Sadly for Bubba, maybe too easy. Political allies and friends say he's being dogged by women trying to put him in compromising situations, and normally in front of flashing cameras. A typical example is of a woman in a low-cut top at a Clinton event trying to catch a gander from the ex-prez. The women often stand out as they try to re-create that classic rope-line scene with Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Clinton's allies claim the supermarket tabloids are behind the gotcha effort, though they deny the accusation. Paranoia, you say? Maybe not. Consider: During a Little Rock Democratic meet-and-greet last month, our tipsters saw a woman step from the receiving line and grab Clinton's private parts. They say Clinton was shocked but went through with the picture-taking. The woman later claimed booze made her do it. Tacky groupie or setup job? Clintonites wonder.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Yeah, right. I'm betting this is Clinton spin to provide cover for the next time Slick gets caught with his willie out.

[isthisnickcool]

Guess it wasn't Lorena Bobbit.

[MacDorcha]

either way, hes a perv... although, if I was married to hitlery, i'd be looking ANYWHERE BUT home for love..... or at least for a divorce lawyer (youd think a dem could find a decent one, ya know?)

[NorCoGOP]

women trying to put him in compromising situations

AAAAAIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhh!!!!

Yet another "I'M THE VICTIM" spin on Bubba!

[Paul Atreides]

Among other things, Bubba's legacy is his continuous degredation of the Presidency. With each new minute, each new hour, each new day, he discovers a new way in which to bring the image of the American President down to the status of a guest on Jerry Springer.

[marajade]

They actually put this in print?

[Brush_Your_Teeth]

Yeah, right. I'm betting this is Clinton spin to provide cover for the next time Slick gets caught with his willie out.

I would not be suprised that the tabloids are playing these games. They have pulled stunts like this before. However he set himself up for it so I do not feel any pity for the man.

[tet68]

This is nonsense, any person that even touched him would be under FBI scrutiny. Much less grab his monica stained parts.

[eastforker]

Where are the cleavage pics,inquiring minds want to know?

[Bubba_Leroy]

They actually put this in print?

Why not? If they didn't publish smut then they could never write about Clinton.

[Cuttnhorse]

Who's fault is this?? Don't remember this happening to ANY former president...the former clown-president and perenial Clymer deserves this.

[marajade]

Its a stupid article taking up space...

[Cuttnhorse]

If they didn't publish smut then they could never write about Clinton.

So true...what does he have to offer except an object lesson in "Never Again".

[Bubba_Leroy]

Don't remember this happening to ANY former president...the former clown-president and perenial Clymer deserves this.

Absolutely. I know plenty of women who thought Reagan was a hottie, but I can't imagine any woman who would have assumed it would have been all right to grab his crotch.

[Paul Atreides]

This is nonsense, any person that even touched him would be under FBI scrutiny. Much less grab his monica stained parts.

Maybe the ones who grabbed him were the ones who had already been with him.

[beckett]

Bubba's paranoia is about somebody getting a DNA sample from him, not about bimbos showing cleavage. I would be willing to bet big money that a Clinton DNA sample would show that he is the father of Danny Williams, since the so-called DNA comparison test conducted by Star Magazine a few years back isn't worth the paper it was written on.

Somehow, some way, Clinton will screw up, and a DNA sample will get into the hands of somebody who can accurately compare it to the DNA of Danny Williams. Unless and until that happens, Bubba will be walking around highly paranoid and unable to indulge himself freely in all the little tarts who follow him around.

[Cuttnhorse]

Just read your profile page...LOL!! and right-on about the taxpayer-funded Lewinsky's.

[thucydides]

This story is a telling commentary on how low the democrats have brought the presidency of the United States, in the person of Clinton. That such a man could have come to hold the same office as Washington, Jefferson, and Adams is almost beyond belief. And it is all just fine with nearly half of our fellow citizens known as democrats. I have gotten to the point that all I need to know is that someone is a democrat to lose all respect for them.

[Paul Atreides]

I never thought I would live to see the day when Jimmah Carter could be outdone. Our nation hit an unprecedented low with Bubba.

[Cuttnhorse]

Tell me who Thucydides was...what period of Greek history did he play a part?

Also, I've never understood how the democrats could adopt Thomas Jefferson as their party's ideal...nothing in the writings of Jefferson even remotely resemble the present day philosophy of the democratic party.