Well, if they were Vidalia onions it's ok. Matter of fact I wish I had one of those right now (never seen 'em here in the UK)- I sure do miss 'em.
I used to know an old fellow that thought the Earth was flat. He said everybody that's ever circumnavigated the globe in a commerical airliner was flat out lying- no joke. He of course didn't believe in the moon landings either.