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Bush has not stiffed the English language, but he may have crawfished around it
The Times ^ | September 6, 2002 | Philip Howard

Posted on 09/05/2002 11:59:15 PM PDT by MadIvan

President Bush wears many hats besides his Texan stetson. His fans think of George Dubya as a good old boy who waves the lasso for Middle America. Neutrals see him as the most popular President in history, who has carried most of the United States and the sane world with him in his stand against mad Islamist murderers. Enemies consider him a Millionocchio twitching on the strings of oil tycoons and fundamentalist Christian bigots. Most of them see him as a man whose words get scrambled between head and voice into the wit and wisdom of Bushisms. Intellectual snobs sneer that he would have difficulty in talking and riding a bicycle (or in his case a cow pony) simultaneously. Nobody has yet described the President as a poet.

But he emerged as one at his meeting in Washington on Wednesday. He is going to tell the UN General Assembly that President Saddam Hussein is “stiffing the world”. And he says: “For long years he has sidestepped, crawfished, wheedled out of any agreement he made not to develop weapons of mass destruction.”

Neither “to stiff” nor “to crawfish” is a familiar metaphor in Britain. Both are vivid, as any boy who has fished for crawfish (or crayfish) in the chalk streams of England knows. The little critturs are brilliant at backing out of the kettle-on-a-string baited with rotting meat saved from school lunch. “To stiff” has several meanings in British English, either murderous or sexual. George’s application of it, meaning to cheat, will exercise the translators at the General Assembly. It should produce some hilarious malapropisms, with delegates shaking their écouteurs in disbelief.

Pedants will sneer at George’s neologisms. They always have. Other times of unprecedentedly rapid lexical innovation provoked outrage from the Mr Grumpies. They called them “inkhorn” terms. If the word had existed, they would have called them “cowboy” English. Dryden complained about “those who corrupt our English Idiom by mixing it with too much French”. Defoe called the inundation of slang “a Frenzy of the Tongue, a Vomit of the Brain”. By far the greatest sinner against the purity of English in their time was Shakespeare. Many of that great neologist’s creations have stuck: accommodation, assassination, barefaced, countless ... Others have fallen off the language tree: abruption, cadent, vastidity...

OK, say the pedants — or, in their case, “with the greatest respect”. It is one thing to accept neologisms from poets and other “creative” writers. C’est leur métier. But do we have to take vulgar new words from politicians? Especially from those whose command of English is as Brahma-bullish as Bush’s? Of course we must and do. Politicians and others in the public domain are prolific creators of new words and phrases. The Prime Minister has taught us the “Third Way”. Margaret Thatcher (through the impish medium of Julian Critchley) has given us “to handbag” as a verb. Chris Patten, a politician with a creative gift for language, popularised “porkies” and also the “double whammy”. The Chingford Skinhead will be recorded for having instructed us to “get on our bikes”. Politicians too neologise. C’est leur métier, aussi.

Neologisms come in many categories. Some are loanwords from other languages: glasnost, nouvelle cuisine. Some are compounded: couch potato. Others extend grammatical function: to handbag, to quest. Others shift a meaning: to spin, to necklace (to put a tyre soaked in petrol around somebody’s neck, and set it alight), and, in George’s neologism, to stiff.

But the most poetic neologisms introduce a new metaphor: “Altarwise by owl-light in the half-way house”: Dylan Thomas. And, of course, George’s “to crawfish”.

And a neologism is seldom credited to its coiner. Language bubbles up all the time, wherever men talk to each other. It is only when their bright new coinage is picked up by some media magpie of language, or some celebrity whose words are shouted around the world, that it comes to public attention.

So let it be with the President. “To stiff” (to cheat, or refuse to pay or tip) has been floating around in the US since 1950. The Washington Post, 1982 declared: “Instead of stiffing his servers, McCarthy should be stiffing their employers.” “To crawfish”, meaning to withdraw unreservedly from an untenable position, has been swimming backwards in US bayous for even longer. The Congressional Globe, 1848 observed that: “No sooner did they see the old British Lion rising up than they crawfished back to the 49th parallel.”

The President may not know it, or show it. But he is a linguistic archaeologist as well as a poet. His vivid metaphors are just the kind of colloquialisms that we Limeys expect to hear around the Texan barbecue or bar of our imaginations. They are lovely.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; Miscellaneous; US: Texas; United Kingdom
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To: Dan Day
She answered, "Loovul". Huh? "Loovul", she repeated. I had to check the newspaper lying on the counter to figure out I was in Louiseville, Kentucky.

I've been to Louisville too - I was slightly confused by that as well. But I guess you lot get confused when we say "Worcester" or "Gloucester".

Regards, Ivan

21 posted on 09/06/2002 4:54:07 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Thank you Ivan. I totally agree with the author, President Bush is a poet.
22 posted on 09/06/2002 5:04:41 AM PDT by BlueAngel
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To: BlueAngel
Thank you Ivan. I totally agree with the author, President Bush is a poet.

You're welcome. It has been rare to see the President's eloquence praised, but at last, things seem to be turning.

One hopes.

Regards, Ivan

23 posted on 09/06/2002 5:07:39 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
The President may not know it, or show it. But he is a linguistic archaeologist as well as a poet. His vivid metaphors are just the kind of colloquialisms that we Limeys expect to hear around the Texan barbecue or bar of our imaginations. They are lovely.

You Brits are surprising me more and more everyday ..

24 posted on 09/06/2002 5:11:29 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: kayak
They are showing their own ignorance ....... showing how out of touch they are with the ordinary person .

I'm glad he's a southern .. Can you just imagine if grew up in South Philly

Yooooooooooooooo Tony

25 posted on 09/06/2002 5:13:20 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
You Brits are surprising me more and more everyday ..

Hopefully that sentiment will be shared by Saddam shortly, in a more shocked and horrified sense, however. ;)

Regards, Ivan

26 posted on 09/06/2002 5:13:42 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
....“To crawfish”...

For those of you in Rio Linda, Burlington and Boston it means "To Crayfish"

27 posted on 09/06/2002 5:15:55 AM PDT by bert
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To: MadIvan
You simply MUST learn to speak TEXAN!

Ya'll come see us now ya heah!

28 posted on 09/06/2002 5:16:12 AM PDT by Bigun
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To: MadIvan
Not to mention St. John, Shrewsbury, and Elgin :)
29 posted on 09/06/2002 5:17:08 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Bigun
You simply MUST learn to speak TEXAN!

I'll leave that task in far more experienced hands. ;)

Regards, Ivan

30 posted on 09/06/2002 5:19:15 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Only problem .. Tony needs to get a better belt buckle


31 posted on 09/06/2002 5:25:43 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: JohnHuang2
Thank you so much for the heads up! Interesting article!
32 posted on 09/06/2002 7:23:16 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Mo1; kayak
Tony Blair is such an imposter! He wants so much to be like President Bush and just doesn't pull it off too well, does he?

With Dubya, hanging his thumbs in his pockets just looks no natural. Tony just looks to strange and ill at ease trying for the same look. The coat doesn't hang right either. It's just not him.

I am so glad we have President Bush for our leader instead of "I want to be like Dubya" Blair.
33 posted on 09/06/2002 7:50:41 AM PDT by mtngrl@vrwc
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To: mtngrl@vrwc
Oh Tony is coming around .. and has shown to be a true friend to the US by standing side by side with us in the war on terror

I'll give him a break on the proper Texas Hang .. hey maybe Bush will teach him a few more words this weekend .. LOL

34 posted on 09/06/2002 7:57:20 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: MadIvan
For someone born in Conneticut and raised in elite private schools, Dubya sure does talk...ethnic? I was born and raised in the South. Where did he learn his accent?
35 posted on 09/06/2002 8:24:45 AM PDT by warchild9
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To: warchild9
For someone born in Conneticut and raised in elite private schools, Dubya sure does talk...ethnic? I was born and raised in the South. Where did he learn his accent?

One presumes that he has spent sufficient time in Texas to gain it.

Regards, Ivan

36 posted on 09/06/2002 8:26:52 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
I've always supposed that "stiff" as a verb is a contraction for "stiff-arm" -- to deal with someone, esp. a suppliant, by rudely shoving him aside; hence, by extension, to ignore people deserving consideration, with a brutal indifference.

A word of advice: save your American coffee-drinking for New Orleans, where we make it right.
37 posted on 09/06/2002 8:41:46 AM PDT by Romulus
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To: MadIvan
Do you REALLY think he talked that way when he was at Hahvahd?
38 posted on 09/06/2002 8:42:10 AM PDT by warchild9
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To: warchild9
Do you REALLY think he talked that way when he was at Hahvahd?

I don't know. I wasn't there. And by the grace of God, I never will be. ;)

Regards, Ivan

39 posted on 09/06/2002 8:47:45 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: Romulus
A word of advice: save your American coffee-drinking for New Orleans, where we make it right.

With beignets at the Cafe du Monde, yes.

Didn't get a waitress saying "swaaaytie" though, and that sort of diminished the experience. ;)

Regards, Ivan

40 posted on 09/06/2002 8:48:46 AM PDT by MadIvan
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