Sir, or Madam,
Here I do agree with you.
Those delegates! They hardly know their kneebreeeches from their wigs!
They do us little credit...
Signed, A Virginia Patriot
Can you believe that that silly billy T. Jefferson has been tearing the convention up with the untoward proffit of a resolve to cease and desist all slavery?
The delegates are in an uproar. There will never be agreement on this declaration. What can that man be thinking - and him a Virginian!
Signed, LustyWindforCarolina