[LikeLight]

My dog is swarthy. He could be a sleeper. In fact, he's asleep right now. Scary.

[andy_card]

My dog is swarthy. He could be a sleeper. In fact, he's asleep right now. Scary.

When suicide labradors start blowing themselves up in crowded marketplaces, I say its time to give up.

[freeperfromnj]

My dog is swarthy. He could be a sleeper. In fact, he's asleep right now. Scary.

LOL. I generally don't make light of these stories -- but that has to be one of the funniest lines I've seen here.