[Diddle E. Squat]

Did you eat that car?

I know that you dine on Cadillacs,
Lincolns, too
Mercury's and Subarus...

[EternalVigilance]

I have no idea how it happened, or even what the status is of the guy wearing Depends, slippers and traveling with a red dog and a brown-haired woman.

But this is the funniest FR thread I've seen in ages! :-)