Police, in a "general radio message," say the man is believed to be armed with explosives and traveling in an Enterprise rental car -- a 2001 Chevrolet Cavilier with Pennsylvania license tag number "DVT-0196."
What color is the damned car? Can't we even know the color of a CAR?
The suspect is identified as Jeffrey Clutier, who is thought to be wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans, and bedroom slippers.
Like we could see the slippers if he's behind the wheel driving. If they know about the white t-shirt and blue jeans, why can't they tell us the color of his HAIR??? Blonde, brown, gray, WHAT?
The Secret Service has told Philadelphia Police the man may be in the company of girlfriend and a brown dog.
Ditto for the girlfriend. They can describe the dog's color, but can't give us a word about the female passenger.
Now, what if someone calls in a report of a Cavalier containing a brown dog and a girl with long blonde hair, when what the police actually are looking for is a car containing a brown dog and a girl with short red hair?
It's mind boggling. Even the Swedish officials gave a description of the guy who tried to get a gun on the flight to London.
Maybe we can assume it is black, because any other color wouldn't be profiling. White Cavalier maybe? Aren't all Cavaliers white?? Well most anyway.
BTW, are you better today? You seem to be getting a little worked up. Gotta watch that. I hope you have your emergency music close at hand.