Doing my Dr. Evil impression with my pinkie to my lip:
"I will create an evil broomstick that will force the children of the world to be corrupted and deflowered. Then I will open up a series of Adult Bookstores and sell the more anatomically correct versions to these same children when they get old enough to come (no pun intended) through the door. We will make billions! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
We will make billions! Actually, thats:
"We will make thousands!"
(Aide whispers in ear)
"Ummm, we will make millions!"
(Aide whispers in ear)
"Ummm, we will make billions!"