[MadIvan]

Dear Mullah Achmed:

Not satisfied with his own 13 wives and assorted concubines, plus the camels in the back garden, I caught my neighbour being most wanton with my pet goat Shakira.

So my question to you, almighty and most noble purveyor of Allah's wisdom, is what body parts should I smite from him, or should I just steal his concubine collection and move to Jersey City?

Regards,

Faisal ibn Saud Al Hejaz Goldsmith

[genefromjersey]

O Belov-ed of the Prophet ( His Name be Praised ! ) :

The Prophet ( What a mensch ! ) hath writ:
"Shouldst someone tup thy favored goat
Thou mayest fling him in the moat
For crocodiles and such to gnaw .
Be resolute ! That is the Law !