[JustAmy]

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

[Pippin]

Hi,Amy!

[lodwick]

Blonde takes taxi


After traveling a few blocks, a blonde realizes she had no money and immediately informed the driver. "You'd better stop. I can't pay you and it's ten dollars already," she said.

The driver checked her out in the rear-vision mirror.

"That's okay," he said. "I'll turn down the first dark street, get in the back seat and take off your bra."

"You'd be cheating yourself," she replied. "This bra is only worth five dollars."


Take that, Amy. ;-)

[Diver Dave]

Paul Harvey, many years ago, made a comment about the American Farmer.

The American Farmer is the only group in America that buys at retail and sells at wholesale.

Something's wrong with this picture, eh?