[gcruse]

Bush's conservatism is to Ronald Reagan's:

A. As papier mache is to steel.
B. As Ashcroft is to the Tenth Amendment.
C. As aroma therapy is to organ transplants.
D. All of the above.

Answer: D.

[Poohbah]

OK, if you desire to support a nationalist socialist like Buchanan, that's your call. But please don't pretend that you're more conservative than Bush if you do so.

[cake_crumb]

I bet you voted for Perot, didn't you. Or are you related to him? You certainly talk like him.