[admiralsn]

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.

The pig was killed.

The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.

"What happened?" asked the President.

"Well," the driver replied "the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked the President.

The driver replied:
"I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig."

[JoysKid]

That's a good one!! Never heard it before, or at least I don't remember it!!! LOL.......



Sue

[admiralsn]

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,"wow this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing is even moving."

He noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolled down his window and asked the officer what is the problem.

The officer said"the President is just so depressed that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the beltway and he is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says that his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers." In fact I am taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"Only three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."