[admiralsn]

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,"wow this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing is even moving."

He noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolled down his window and asked the officer what is the problem.

The officer said"the President is just so depressed that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the beltway and he is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says that his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers." In fact I am taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"Only three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."

[chnsmok]

Great!

"According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay." —Jay Leno