A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day Weekend 08-24,25-02

Billie and Mama_Bear

[Pippin]

OH! AMY!!!!

[Dubya]

"Hospital"




In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out
forms, others were being interviewed and still others were being escorted to
their rooms.

An elderly woman hesitatingly entered my cubicle. She had completed her
admitting forms and, upon my request, handed me her insurance cards. I
typed the neccessary information and then asked her the reason for her
coming to the hospital.

"Just to visit a friend," she said, "but this had taken so long, I'm not
sure I have time now."

[ST.LOUIE1]

Hi, Pipster!

You might be a bit too churchy for this thread, it's deteriorated since last you were here.

ru4Liberty's been posting half naked men, and hangin' little boy's on bull's tales.

And Billie is allowing it.

And ladyinRed has become the new Net nanny. Anything goes!

Really bad. : (

[Dubya]

One Sunday a cowboy went to church.

When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.

The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and
only one showed up, I'd feed him."

So the minister began his sermon.

One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours.

The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he had
liked the sermon.

The cowboy answered slowly,

"Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one
showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him ALL the hay."

[Mama_Bear]

great job with the freep yesterday

Thanks, Nan. I love the response we get from the passing motorists, it is very energizing and encouraging, and it is addicting.

We have such a great group of FReepers in the Central Valley, I am honored to know them and feel fortunate that we live close enough to be able to rally with them. Sometimes, because of our business, or because of bad winter fog, we aren't able to make it. I just hate missing out, it just doesn't "feel" right when we can't go.

[Dubya]

For older folks only - (Under 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.

Pull a chair up to the TV set,
"Good night, David; Good night, Chet."

Dependin' on the channel you tuned
You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.

It felt so good, felt so right.
Life looked better in black and white.

I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys
Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys
Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train
Superman, Jimmy & Lois Lane.

Father Knows Best, Patty Duke
Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too,
Donna Reed on Thursday night--
Life looked better in black and white.

I wanna go back to black and white.
Everything always turned out right.
Simple people, simple lives
Good guys always won the fights.

Now nothing is the way it seems
In living color on the TV screen.
Too many murd! ers, too much fight,
I wanna go back to black and white
In God they trusted, in bed they slept.

A promise made was a promise kept.
They never cussed or broke their vows.
They'd never make the network now.
But if I could, I'd rather be
In a TV town in '53.
It felt so good, felt so right
Life looked better in black and white.

I'd trade all the channels on the satellite
If I could just turn back the clock tonight
To when everybody knew wrong from right
Life was better in black and white!

[JustAmy]

"...she's not as rotten as Amy"

No one is as rotten as Amy!!! Just check my posts. You surprised me yesterday with your joke. You're going to get a bad rep hanging with this 'Hooligan'! LOL

[lodwick]

Super job - two closings a day will soon make one healthy, wealthy, and working their a$$ off. Way to go - great birthday present from you, to you.

[JustAmy]

Good one!
I'll see if I can find another that will get by Billie.

[COB1]

"May have to explain that to Cobby, he is a Texan ya know! :)"

Y'all got some mighty weird words out there in California!!
I'm still looking for the definition of "fantantastic" and now I gotta start trying to find out what a darn "yenta" is!!

[lodwick]

May I send you a check for your new joke book?

The blonde and the paint can is tremendous. Thanks for the spewed monitor.

[ST.LOUIE1]

How many Net Nannies do we have around here????
Help!!!! Too much Nannyin' goin' on around here! I'm confused! : ( : (

We can be good or We can be bad.
We Are Woman. It's our job to keep you confused. :)

You must be gettin' paid top salary.

You're all doin' a damned good job of it!

Oooops....pardon the profanity. : )

[JustAmy]

[lodwick]

Excellent with the jokes - good stuff. Send your book to Amy and Frank.

Apologies Amy and Frank. It's Saturday Night Live. ;-)

[Pippin]

er..........Churchy?

[COB1]

"( I know what that stands for!) :)"

You better be quiet or I'll tell everybody what you said about that heart on my "T" shirt that I won at Fresno!!

[lodwick]

Cheers Guys!
Goodness, those look great. bbl

[COB1]

"That's ok, if you ever come out here to eat, Ladyinred and I will drive you over there in our car and have dinner with you."

Boy, you Californians are some slick!
I noticed that you didn't say, "We'll buy you dinner"!!

[Pippin]

Hey, Cobby, Didn't you learn anything about them Californians when you were there?

[ST.LOUIE1]

"...she's not as rotten as Amy"

No one is as rotten as Amy!!! Just check my posts.
You surprised me yesterday with your joke. You're going to get a bad rep hanging with this 'Hooligan'! LOL

Heck, I'm the one who taught YOU to be 'rotten'. I 'am' your big brother, ya know.

I was born five minutes earlier than you. Makes me the big brother. : )LOL