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Subject: Darn Goverment

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for two weeks but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the
$100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to 'God, USA' they
decided to send the letter to the President. The President was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The
President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God which read:

Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington DC and,
as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.