A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 08-22-02

Billie

[Mama_Bear]

Good night, Billie. See you tomorrow.

[JustAmy]

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news.

The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you $50 the man is going to jump."

"Okay, you're on." the blonde replies

Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette the $50.

The brunette says, "No, I can't take your money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then."

"No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."

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Ta Da

[JustAmy]

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk.

He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.

The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed.

"No, it isn't," giggled the driver. "I'm the designated decoy!"

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JustFrank using JustAmy's account while she's away!

[Aquamarine]

Thanks for the laughs Amy and Frank.

[JustAmy]

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn.

He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than I."

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

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[chadsworth]

Billie look , Justamy does try to keep Justfrank under control. I caught this picture of Justamy having a little chat with Justfrank about his behavior.

[JustAmy]

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm here in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o'my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. ----Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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When JustAmy starts on me, I just tune her out!!
She talks too much!

[Dubya]

Amen

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL! Good one (blonde joke)........

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehe....a classic, thanks !

[JustAmy]

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. Suddenly the power went out... Their passion for each other finally got the better of them. It was at that very moment they knew they had to be together. They knew it was wrong, but it felt so RIGHT!

Then, the power came back on...



Caught JustAmy away from the computer again. Heh Heh

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL! Now that's a fine Texas twist to what I had heard as an Irish yoke some years ago!....

[mtngrl@vrwc]

I was thinking DiCicco's tomorrow night if it is okay with everyone.

Sounds good with me, Just! See you tomorrow afternoon.

Just read your last reply! >:-O

[LadyX]

Stopped by just in time to see this, JustAmy!

Precious picture - and presentation...:)))

[MeekOneGOP]

G'night, folks!

[lodwick]

Amy and Frank - thanks for the grins. Well done. ;-)

[Billie]

That is HILARIOUS! I see that JustFrank is JustTrying to tune JustAmy out though!

PLAY DAY TODAY, COME PLAY GUESSING GAMES WITH US!

[lonestar]

Luv it! My Schnitzel lived to be almost 18; now I have Weinie.