Cocaine kingpins? Why, then they would stop donating to Congress!
Shifty CEOs? Screw those little-guy investors. They should have known better.
Serial rapists? The women had it coming. Besides, we had one of those as a President already.
14 year old kids sharing a pop song? KILL THEM! TAKE THEIR COMPUTER AND THEIR PARENTS HOUSE! GUN THEM DOWN IN A MIDNIGHT NO-KNOCK RAID!!!
Amerika: The Soviet Union, minus the snappy uniforms.
Cynthia McKinney without the snappy hair.