I just finished viewing the ASH website and I applaud the action that you have taken against these sub-human smokers and the Criminal Tobacco Companies. When is the "Final Solution" against the tobacco problem in North America to take place? When it does, I have some suggestions to implement that solution.
First, we segregate all of the Pervert smokers and exclude them from virtually all aspects of life. This has largely been done. Second, This doesn't come cheap so, then we tax the tobacco companies and the puppet smokers. Personally, I think that this is the most brilliant part of the plan, having the persecuted pay for their own persecution, I just love it!! While this will undoubtedly reduce a lot of the smoking population, it will not eliminate it.
This leads to my Third Proposal. When the vermin smokers are reduced to a manageable level, I humbly suggest that we ship them by boxcar to Montana for 'resettlement'. This will liquidate the smoking problem once and for all! Not to mention, it will help the sagging profits of the Railroad Industry. I do not think that implementing this will difficult because we have a friend in President Clinton and I'm sure that his handpicked successor Al Gore will be elected in a landslide. We also have the press and history on our side. Now, if the Democrats can gain control in the Reichstag (Oops, I mean the House and Senate) all will be in place.
With such honorable men such as yourself and Dr. Koop leading this fight we cannot lose! I will close for now. Thank you for reading and considering my proposal.
Sieg Heil,
A. Eichmann
Obersturmbanfuhrer, Allgemeine SS
You ARE on OUR side, I hope! LOL