No, Texas is awful! It's especially terrible compared to a wonderful state like Pennsylvania. All you people from Pennsylvania would hate Texas. Imagine having to cheer for the Cowboys, instead of a nice green team like the Eagles. And it's so hot! Not nice and pleasant like Philadelphia!
Note to austingirl: Geez, Louise! You want all the pond scum from up North drifting down here?
All those waitresses who say, "Can I get you some more coffee, swaaaaytie" more than make up for it. In this Briton's opinion anyway. ;)
Whistling, "I wish they all could be Alabama girls..."
Regards, Ivan