"Spiral Sue is my Curly Girl soul mate! She spotted my curly hair denial a mile away "Whooooaaaa, Nellie! I have unruly curly hair, also. No one gave me a pep talk about these massive curls. I'm jealous, Dio!
You women with curly hair. Always whining. I dreamed of having curly hair. I'm instead cursed with thin, straight hair that just likes to bunch up in scarecrow strands and look dirty. You curly types had most of the 80s and the 90's. Even permanents didn't work on my hair.
Rant off... ;-)