[abner]

You women with curly hair. Always whining. I dreamed of having curly hair. I'm instead cursed with thin, straight hair that just likes to bunch up in scarecrow strands and look dirty. You curly types had most of the 80s and the 90's. Even permanents didn't work on my hair.

Rant off... ;-)

[Skeet]

But peroxide does. Oops.

[strela]

I'm instead cursed with thin, straight hair that just likes to bunch up in scarecrow strands and look dirty.

Be grateful you have hair. Some of us threw snake eyes in Life's Lottery in that regard ;)

(A "A bottle of shampoo lasts a LONG time 'round here" BUMP)!

[Slip18]

If you think ironing one's hair to get it straight is fun, you're off your blooming rocker, Miss Abner! I never noticed anything whatsoever wrong with your beautiful mane!