[Senator Pardek]

The warning went out after two flight attendants said their uniforms, crew-bag tags, flight attendant wings, flight books, ID cards and a key to an airplane storage compartment had been stolen from their New York apartment.

If ya get on a plane and there's a bearded stewardess aboard - get off.

[blam]

"If ya get on a plane and there's a bearded stewardess aboard - get off."

...unless of course you hear them saying things such as..."at the end of the day" and "...mistakes were made..."then that just means that they are funny Democrats.

[willyone]

Time to start strip searching more kids and grannies. We will get to the bottom of this. The next attack if there is one will be against the terminals filled with people standing in line. You think 9/11 hurt the airlines. This will destroy air travel. Sure hope I am just being paranoid.

[OldFriend]

LOL is a bearded stewardess wearing a turban suspicious?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

If ya get on a plane and there's a bearded stewardess aboard - get off.

Maybe we should do that maneuver that Crocodile Dundee performed at the coctail party scene.