Noah's wife was called John of Ark.
The fifth commandment is: Humor thy father and mother.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
Christians can have only one wife. This is called monotony.
The Pope lives in a vacuum.
Paraffin is next in order after serraphim.
Today, wild beasts are confined to Theological Gardens.
The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
Iran is the Bible of the Moslems.
A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac begat Jacob, and Jacob begat twelve partridges.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.