To: whoever
LOL. Some good ones. I like the things that kids say. Here are some answers that children gave to various Biblical questions.
Noah's wife was called John of Ark.
The fifth commandment is: Humor thy father and mother.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
Christians can have only one wife. This is called monotony.
The Pope lives in a vacuum.
Paraffin is next in order after serraphim.
Today, wild beasts are confined to Theological Gardens.
The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
Iran is the Bible of the Moslems.
A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac begat Jacob, and Jacob begat twelve partridges.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
244 posted on
08/16/2002 5:00:33 PM PDT by
WVNan
To: WVNan
Yes, they are wonderful.
Leave it to a kid to say this, "Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night."
246 posted on
08/16/2002 5:04:09 PM PDT by
whoever
To: WVNan; Mama_Bear; lodwick; MeeknMing
Kids Tell All...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with. --Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. -- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. --Freddie, age 6
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids. --Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough. --Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date. --Martin, age
10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns. --Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.--Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with--Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --Howard,
age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
Someone to clean up after them.--Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8
"And the #1 Favorite is........"
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck. --Ricky, age 10
247 posted on
08/16/2002 5:08:29 PM PDT by
whoever
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