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Why, thank you, Nan.

They are beautiful. You are doing such a wonderful job of searching/finding things.

I am amazed.

Church Signs

1. You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.

2. Come in and have your faith lifted.

3. Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.

4. No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.

5. Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were afraid to ask.

6. [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE?

7. What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?

8. Fight truth decay. . .study the Bible daily.

9. Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?

10. Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

11. I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.

12. It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

13. If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

14. This is a ch__ch. What is missing?

15. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

16. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.