Posted on 08/16/2002 7:02:28 AM PDT by Billie
"I trust you are well?"
Doin' great...gettin' all psyched up for another Election/Football Season, and enjoying what's left of a very dry Summer.
FReegards...MUD
And I shall hereby do so again!! If we can stay healthy, Skins will have one of the top 2-3 defenses in the league, and Spurrier's offense seems to be able to find the endzone, despite not having anybody like Brett Favre under center.
Hey, as of today, we're still undefeated...MUD
Somewhere in their past, near or distant, there's a similar story in the history of nearly every American.
Thanks for stopping by.
Viva Cuba Libres...?
Do tortilla chips and salsa go with champagne?
redrock
The amenities are mind-boggling: Deck parlor games such as "Courtroom Charades", "Pin the tale on a Bushie", "Larry's bottomless grab bag of funds and foolery"; the "Laffadavit" comedy club; the "This Case is currently in "Limbo"" contest of absurd contortion and low dealing; the "Golden Fleece Casino" which boldly advertises it's Triple The Odds program. That's not a craps wager, that is to inform betters that the odds of hitting a particular number in a bet will always be three times the payout to the player when he hits the bet. That's known in JW gambling properties as a "House edge". Try "Klayman's Big Wheel of Fate" where Judicial Watch historic litigation success rates are assigned payout based on their occurance proability. Examples: a wager on "Case dismissed" wheel sector is a highly prohibitive probability, and pays off at a rather slim 1 to 25 ratio; "Klayman guests on CNN and MSNBC - Bush target" is a 1:1 payout. "Klayman guest on CNN and MSNBC - Clinton staffer as target" is a 1000 to 1. "JW Case Goes to Trial": 5000 to 1 longshot. "Judicial Watch wins case and collects damages": That bet is not available.
Luis, when your sailing between Haitian and Guyanan ports of call, you have to see the "Royce Lamberths" - a reggae/salsa group from Mosinee, WI who work their groove three shows a night in the "Lit a' Gator Lounge." You think you've heard hot Salsafied, Cuban and Island dance candy in Miami? Pfffffft. Check out these cheesheads, they put to rest the little lie that laid-off Lithuanian/Norweigan paper mill workers from Wisconsin don't deliver their hip-hip horayful burn with a "Speecy-Spicy Latino Heat" amigo ;^). When these Baltic cardboard jockeys cover tunes by Latino legends like Frank Sinatra, Frankie Valli, Jon Bon Jovi and the band Poco ... it'll be so real that you'll wonder if the guys above are really Hispanic.
Luis, all that is good, but let's face it, the JW cruise is about Larry Klayman ("A boy named Sue") and his intimate interaction with his supporters, clad only in one of his neon-hued, Greek cut "speedos" (talk about frivilous and empty "suits", holding nothing of substance!).
Castro's re-education and certification camps will seem like a real holiday after you gaze upon the spectre of Klayman, guest celebrity Linda Tripp and fallen Freeper and potential JW plaintiff/Freeper whistle blower A+Bert playing "Hedonist Twister" in leather g-strings. Man overboard!
Look, I'll readily ship booze illegally across interstate lines, but I draw the line at engaging in the interstate transport snacks and dips. That's crazy talk.
Not exactly. Using this Google Image Search, I found that picture on this website.
On the website, it's on the bottom row, second from the left. 
FReegards...MUD
Note: the Lambeau "Mecca" to which I refer, is a spiritual place that is devoid of TNT corsets, dirty bearded guys who aren't the native Polish or German residents that I know, love and hang around with, and we don't assume that there exist any virgins in Wisconsin, much less a 72 to 1 ratio that Islamic mass murderers expect upon their arrival to paradise.
Cue the bowels of hell: Oh oh!!! Hmmm ... our young martyr has just been informed that in his appointed eternal abode, 72 male Sodomite/Mongol/Aztec/StalinMaoPol Pot/Saudi and Mob butchers have been granted the hazing privilege to suceessively "deflower" the newest virgin in the House. So he's the virgin being deflowered? And there are 72 of them? Ooh ... that'll wreck you first day in an afterlife of paradise bought through murder and suicide.
"But I'm here to see Allah, and receive my blessed rewards." "Right kid, I'm Sal "Bone Saw" Allah, and 'Allah' deliver your reward that's hangin' right heeere ..."
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