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To: JustAmy
Maybe I'll let JustFrank use my computer while I take a lunch break.
He's already in the corner with Louie!

I don't like his looks. : (

Check that....he looks just like me. I love his looks. LOL

205 posted on 08/14/2002 12:37:08 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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207 posted on 08/14/2002 12:40:28 PM PDT by JustAmy
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To: ST.LOUIE1; lodwick; ClaraSuzanne; ladyinred; COB1; MeeknMing
Hi All
JustFrank is here.

Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, (poof) the light goes on; when I'm finished, (poof) the light goes off."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethyl," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he is great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through, (poof) the light goes off?"

Ethyl exclaimed, "Oh no! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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JF again, I have no sigs to post unless I post the one that looks just like Louie.
210 posted on 08/14/2002 12:46:10 PM PDT by JustAmy
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