"He'd gladly walk across the beaches
with his pants around his feet
or take from you the Dove Bars that you had brought to eat
He claimed to swim out to save her
but his story don't hold true
When people say that leftists care
let me tell you what they do
Ted can't drive a bridge
Reeked of beer and wine
Ted can't drive a bridge
He should have done hard time
He should have done hard time
When he drowned Kopechne
in that midnight hour
He did call anyone
Anyone!
who could help him keep his power!
Ted can't drive a bridge
strayed outside the line
Ted can't drive a bridge
He should have done hard time
He should have done hard time