[RANDomScout]

19. Federal regulations require that anyone under ground for more than 24 hours is presumed legally dead regardless of their actual condition. As such, the rescue workers were guilty of violating grave robbing laws.


I know. A bit morbid but it's late.

[sweetliberty]

"19. Federal regulations require that anyone under ground for more than 24 hours is presumed legally dead regardless of their actual condition."

Does that mean that anybody who lives in a tree for more than a week can be officially declared a bird?