[sweetliberty]

"19. Federal regulations require that anyone under ground for more than 24 hours is presumed legally dead regardless of their actual condition."

Does that mean that anybody who lives in a tree for more than a week can be officially declared a bird?

[RANDomScout]

Does that mean that anybody who lives in a tree for more than a week can be officially declared a bird?

Now you've done it! I told you not to be giving them any ideas. ;-}