OK, ALEC: PUT UP YOUR DUKES

Page Six.com ^ | 8/06/02 | RICHARD JOHNSON with Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson

[Caipirabob]

I didn't realize he was on Stern yesterday. I must have turned it on right afterwards. It's gratifiying to see that his career has reached such new pinnacles, now he's joined the ranks of Gary Coleman, Richard Prior and Anna Nicole Smith. It's so much fun watching a liberal implode...

[syriacus]

Is it true that Alec's middle-aged (high school teacher) father got thrown out of the house for "dating" a girl who was about 17 years old? Maybe she was 18.

Since we never hear that his father's clothes were dumped on the high school's general office counter by his mom, maybe that story's not true.

And the rumor that his dad had to live at the school back then, and kept his toothbrush in the custodian's closet, isn't publicized.

Maybe it isn't true, either.

If any of this is true, someone should RE-warn the Baldwin boys that 17-year-old girls can be bad news for middle-aged men.

[happygrl]

LOL!!!

See "apple does not fall far from the tree."

[Reagan Man]

Alex Baldwin is a lying bastard and cowardly women beater. Typical liberal piece of s**t.

[Maelstrom]

Alex who?

[5by5]

He should just follow through on his threat to leave the country. France would be good. He would become a hero--to the french.

He might even gain some grudging respect from his fellow travelers here in the U.S. And then he could blame his failing career on his refusal to compromise his "political principles".

Too bad he doesn't have the guts to follow through on his threat; instead we get to laugh at him on Hollywood Losers.

[Stallone]

Alex Baldweenie is proof that you CAN put a round pig in a square hole.

[Trajan88]

Make that PHALIX Baldweenie.

Trajan88; TAMU Class of '88

[Trajan88]

If you count blow-up dolls, women - he might be telling the truth.

Trajan88; TAMU Class of '88

[ErnBatavia]

Gary Coleman

Reminds me of the quote from some TV kid who quit a hit series to go to college....when asked why he'd give up all the big immediate bucks, he said something along the lines of, "Five little words: Gary Coleman, Mall Security Guard"

[Benrand]

Say what you want, I think Baldwin is funny as hell...he plays the smug dick part so good, it's almost a self-conscious parody.

He was one of the funniest hosts on SNL ever. He's an idiot lib, but a quick-witted funny one.

[brat]

LOL

[martin_fierro]

Johnson's GOTTA win this match. Baldwin's hiding out somewhere in the forest!

[GBA]

"Baldwin should have played a Japanese admiral in Pearl Harbor not Jimmy Doolittle. "

Baldwin would be perfect to play either/both Fat Boy and Little Man (the first two nuclear bombs dropped on Japan in WWII).