"My friends didn't think I was drunk." What a pathelic excuse. Every Bubba in the Blue Ridge Mountains could mount the same defense, and those who were in the pickup alone at the time could cite their imaginary friends.
Hello, Bill Moyers. Welcome to Fraud Central. You'll recognize a LOT of your friends, here.
Congressman Billybob
Like his fellow-travelers are going to blow the whistle on him....
...."but my companions -- my wife and two friends -- testified they had detected no signs of any problem with my driving, and that I appeared to be in full control of my faculties,
P.S. Hope ya'll got your flak vest on this mornin' Congersman, ya'll about to hear from all them Blue Ridge "Bubbas"