[NordP]

"I wonder what that table is made of. Anybody know?"

No, but there's a lot of Pledge on it! THAT's for sure ;-)

[reDublican]

Incidentally, my furniture is lucky to get dusted with a damp rag twice a year, let alone get buffed with Pledge every day. It's one of the many benefits of furnishing one's home with yard sale rejects and slightly-broken furniture that someone else left out on the curb...(don't be mortified, I'm a college student...slovenliness is totally allowed)