[whoever]

It was the end of the day when a cop parked his police van in front of the station. As he gathered his equipment, his K-9 partner was barking and he saw a little boy staring in at him.

"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," he replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at him and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL ! That is hilarious. Thanks!
#152, Max...........

[maxwell]

Bwahaha...

WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF

1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY YOU ASK? well,,,,,,,

1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST

[The Mayor]

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide?
Let's see now:

No premarital sex.
No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No Internet.
No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.
Actually, no tailgates.
No Hooters.
No meat from a pig
Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy insight.
Ever try to fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your butt only with your left.
Like life isn't complicated enough already.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.
No music
No radio
You can't shave
You can't shower
Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
Who wouldn't go for it?