A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 07-31-02

Mama_Bear and Billie

[Mama_Bear]

Hi, mtngrl! Like you, I feel very privileged to have been able to FReep with CCC. He is the stuff that FR is made of. Can you believe that list of FReeps and rallies he has attended?!

We are going to have to see what we can do to get him back over to FResno again.

Thanks for stopping by to help us celebrate our Featured FReeper. :-)

[whoever]

I just knew you would hate it, Skinny.

I looked long and hard to find something that irritable to you.

[daisyscarlett]

I have heard some say that if you set your replies low-say 20-50, that it helps load it better. Try that. I think Billie has other tips, too.

[COB1]

"How's Texas?"

Texas is beautiful as always, ma'am.
Right now we're headed for the chuck wagon.

[blackie]

Thanks Billie for the groooooooovy ping-a-ling, you really know how to put a guy in orbit... :o)

I'ver been busy moving the hot tub, tearing the old deck down and building a new one...

Life is good !!

Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!

Molon Labe !!

[COB1]

"The rider would be going the wrong way???"

Well, heck, you can't make it too easy!!
Darn horses get lazy!

[lodwick]

You can duck, but we'll still get'cha. ;-)

[JustAmy]

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[whoever]

[lodwick]

Good grief - lol

[whoever]

Road Rage

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.

"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.

"Cash," I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness, I explained, "I'm terribly sorry... You see, I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."

"Shall I gift wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly.

"Or are you going back there now?"

[lodwick]

A mid-afternoon snack, perhaps?

[whoever]

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 98 mph.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel "Any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them.
"Yeah, looks like it"

"Are his flashers on?"

The blonde turned around again...... Lemme see....

"Yup....nope....yup....nope....yup....nope....yup..."

[whoever]

..A mid-afternoon snack, perhaps? ..

Well, now that you mention it..............

It is appealing.

No, it is irresistible

My sincere appreciation, Mr. lod

[JustAmy]

These look like the guys that have taken up residence in my mother's house. I think I have the solution!


Here comes the Boss

[MeekOneGOP]

Love the meeces.

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See you later, Ming-a-ling.

G'night, Miss Billie. By the time you get back, I reckon
I'll be outta here (or almost). See ya manana !

[whoever]

In filling out an application for a factory job, a man was puzzled for a long time over this question:

"Person to notify in case of an accident.

"Finally he wrote, "Anybody in sight."

[The Mayor]

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide?
Let's see now:

No premarital sex.
No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No Internet.
No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.
Actually, no tailgates.
No Hooters.
No meat from a pig
Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy insight.
Ever try to fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your butt only with your left.
Like life isn't complicated enough already.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.
No music
No radio
You can't shave
You can't shower
Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
Who wouldn't go for it?

[The Mayor]

[Aquamarine]

Wow! Nice sunset!
We ate at Longhorn's Steakhouse last night and they had all these pictures of Texas on the walls...I was ready to get up and go to Texas right then!