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To: PJ-Comix
The Best of Jim Traficant
2 posted on 07/29/2002 7:28:54 AM PDT by Hillary's Folly
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To: Hillary's Folly
I love these two:

"Mr. Speaker, today Congress will debate two bills. The first bill is partial-birth abortions. The second bill is wildlife and sport fish restoration. Unbelievable. Kill the babies but save the trout and the tit mouse. Beam me up. In fact, beam me up, Scotty. See, I believe that Congress and America can and should save both the babies and the wildlife. Think about it. I yield back an old street saying: Only in America, Mr. Speaker."

"Mr. Speaker, a 1992 law designed to save water said that the old standard 3 1/2 gallon toilet must be replaced with a 1 1/2 gallon streamlined job. It sounds good, but Americans have been flushing away ever since. It has gotten so bad there is now a black market on old reliables. It is no joke. Americans are getting potty fatigue flushing their own toilet. If that is not enough, Members of the other side, to squeeze your Charmin, if you get caught flushing an old reliable in your own home, it is a $2,500 fine. Beam me up here. I say the nincompoop over at EPA who suggested this policy should go to a proctologist for a brain scan. Flush this. I yield back all the constipation over this issue and urge us to bring old reliable back to its appropriate throne."


9 posted on 07/29/2002 7:44:23 AM PDT by CedarDave
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To: Hillary's Folly
"....Traficant has accepted nothing about the jury's verdict in April and has failed to show any remorse. Instead, they say in pleadings filed Friday, he has accused investigators, attorneys and a judge of corruptly conspiring to bring him down.."

So...where's the beef? Substitute "Clinton" for "Traficant" in the above paragraph, and you will note the similarity.
Traficant's just following the lead set by the Clintons.

27 posted on 07/29/2002 8:47:36 AM PDT by YaYa123
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To: Hillary's Folly
I think JT has a lot of valid points, especially about China. I hope we are not looking back at the sayings of JT in a few years time and saying "why did we not listen"

People at the top have agenda's, Kennedy and the big money clans that are going to get rich from the China entry into the WTO. Nobody will stop them. And at the same time US will be destroyed

Can anyone remember the person that JT said was being put forward by EK, to replace JT. Lets observe.

We need to start a fund for JT. He may seem a little scatty, but what you see is what you get, can we really say that about anyopne else in government, past or present. ?

41 posted on 07/29/2002 10:26:06 AM PDT by John_11_25
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