[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Objects Found Inserted
Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar
Bottle with attached rope
Glass or cup
Light bulb
Tube
Food
Apple
Banana
Carrot
Cucumber
Onion
Parsnip
Plantain (with condom)
Potato
Salami
Turnip
Zucchini
Wooden
Ax handle
Stick or broom handle
Miscellaneous or unspecified
Sexual Device
Vibrator
Dildo
Kitchen device
Dull knife
Ice pick
Knife sharpener
Mortar pestle
Spatula (plastic)
Spoon
Tin cup
Miscellaneous tools
Candle
Flashlight
Iron rod
Pen
Rubber tube
Screwdriver
Toothbrush
Wire spring
Inflated device
Balloon
Balloon attached to cylinder
Condom
Ball
Baseball
Tennis ball
Miscellaneous containers
Baby powder can
Candle box
Snuff box
Miscellaneous
Bottle cap
Cattle horn
Frozen pig`s tail
Kangaroo tumor
Plastic rod
Stone
Toothbrush holder
Toothbrush package
Whip handle
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler`s saw
Oil can with potato stopper
Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine

[Litany]

Kangaroo tumor ???

[sheik yerbouty]

"..and a partridge in a pear tree!"

[justshutupandtakeit]

If that list doesn't illustrate self hatred I don't know what it does. It doesn't even include those shoving sticks of dynamite and blasting caps up there.