To: scripter
We recently had a male patient with acute Hepatitis A, secondary to receptive anal intercourse. I work in a large teaching hospital and could recount numerous examples of the above....plus a few others that aren't mentioned:
--peritonitis secondary to a dead mouse in the intestine- was inserted anally
--curling iron jammed all the way up the large intestine (surgeon told him to leave the cord hanging out next time)
--zucchinis, doorknobs, lightbulbs, soda bottles, etc. etc. etc. whatever you could possibly imagine...has very likely been done.
Sodom and Gomorrah revisited.
25 posted on
07/28/2002 2:57:17 PM PDT by
Litany
To: Litany
Mistake...I meant Hep A secondary to ORAL--ANAL intercourse.
26 posted on
07/28/2002 3:00:02 PM PDT by
Litany
To: Litany
zucchinis, doorknobs, lightbulbs, soda bottles, etc. etc. etc. whatever you could possibly imagine...has very likely been done. Lightbulbs? What if it breaks? No, I don't want to know!
27 posted on
07/28/2002 3:09:20 PM PDT by
scripter
To: Litany
I checked out an urbane legends site (they had the exploding whale video), and they had the story of an ex British WWII Anti-aircraft gunner who supposedly went to the hospital to have a live AAA shell, which he got stuck, removed from his butt.
36 posted on
07/28/2002 3:51:32 PM PDT by
nomad
To: Litany
There is a cure! The miracle drug, Trinoasitol.
To: Litany
I have a friend who happened upon an X-ray of a mustard jar jammed up somebody's posterior. I think that his plumbing company got it as a piece of misdirected mail.
To: Litany
--zucchinis, doorknobs, lightbulbs, soda bottles, etc. etc. etc. whatever you could possibly imagine...has very likely been done. A friend of mine who is an ER nurse says the latest fad is cell phones, with the ringer set to vibrate ... can you hear me now?
To: Litany
--peritonitis secondary to a dead mouse in the intestine- was inserted anally Wow, good thing I didn't eat any breakfast this morning.
147 posted on
07/22/2003 8:28:06 AM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Ozzy Osborne says that pot leads to harder drugs.)
To: Litany
OK, is this true? I thought this mice and foreign object stuff was an urban legend.
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