[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Get 4 ropes and monster trucks for a Pedophile Pull.

[Bandolier]

Get 4 ropes and monster trucks for a Pedophile Pull.

Aaaahhhh, quartering with 455 High Output Chevy engines. I love it; as long as they use Granny Gear and ride the breaks.

[Bandolier]

Get 4 ropes and monster trucks for a Pedophile Pull.

Or they could tie a rope to the offending body parts, tie the other end to a rail dragster, and watch big daddy Don grin as he lights 'em up. Wonder how fast dirtbag can run; and how long would it take him to go from zero to no nuts?