[JavaTheHutt]

God will NOT be mocked. Whatsoever ye sow, so shall ye reap. Can't say I feel too bad about this one

"Dear Lord, even though I don't believe in you, I have to ask you why you have taken away my fortune? Why have you taken my company away from me? Why have you taken my butt ugly commie tree hugging wife from me? Why have you made me the laughing stock of the entire world?"

Ted, you pissed me off!"

[Marysecretary]

Dear Ted: Why should you blame a God you don't believe in? The devil runs this world, not God. He only comes into the picture when He's asked and welcomed to do so. How can He bless you, Ted?