>>>>July 25 A training camp linked to Islamic militants has been operating in Alabama, and European law enforcement officials believe Muslim extremists were using it to prepare for a holy war.>>>>>> "What of the reports of the Jihadists training camps in Alabama?"
"BEGIN LANDING YOUR TROOPS"
Viceroy, is the State secure?
Rummy: "Yes, my Lord, we have taken over the last pockets of primitive Jihadists life forms. We are in complete control of Alabama now."
Almost spit out my drink on that one. LOL!