Former CIA Chief: World War IV Began on Sept. 11

NewsMax ^ | July 25, 2002 | Dave Eberhart

[Dark Wing]

ping

[Dales]

SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

MAYNARD: Amen.

KNIGHTS: Amen.

ARTHUR: Right!

One!... Two!... Five!

GALAHAD: Three, sir!

ARTHUR: Three!

*BOOM*

[Argus]

'What are the functional equivalents of a flimsy cockpit door?' "

The INS.

[Don Joe]

Conscription for all aged 18-35; mandatory 1 year of service to the country, with service including non-military activity.

"War-time" federal tax on gasoline and airline fuel

Mandatory establishment of Neighborhood Watches

Heavy promotion of War Bonds

Other ideas?

Decrees stating that as of today:

* Everyone under the age of 18 is now 18.

* Our national language shall be Swedish.

* Everyone is required to change their underwear every half hour.

* To assist in enforcement, everyone shall wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes.

* A tax on pet food to provide funding for training programs to enable dogs and cats to take on the work formerly done by those aged 18-35 who have been conscripted to national service.

Sorry, that's all I can think of at the moment, but if I can find some whiskey I'm sure I can come up with some more suggestions.

[eno_]

Interesting rationale. I guess the U.S. is going to go after Saddam Hussein after it topples the Saudi government, along with the governments of almost every nation on the Arabian peninsula.

Don't bet against this unless you get really good odds.

[mhking]

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"

[Alberta's Child]

Sorry. I forgot to add the /sarcasm off/ tags. LOL!

[A_perfect_lady]

Alright. That's it. I'm sending my cats to Canada.

[SunStar]

Did I sleep through World War III?

No.

The Cold War went for thirty years, including the Korea and Vietnam wars.

[SunStar]

If Bush and the warhawks pursue this invasion then the Republican party will be totally discredited and loathed for years-not to mention the worlwide hatred of America it will engender!

Yeah, the world doesn't hate us yet, but invading Iraq will change their minds for sure! [/Sarcasm]

[gulfwarvet]

Exactly!

Also, what worries me is the 300 TONS of radioactive uranium that was left behind from the Depleted Uranium ammunition from the last war...

That stuff is in the air, water and soil and food supply...

Why should we expose our troops to that? The radioactive environment will soon take its toll on the Iraqis without us having to do anything more...

[Twodees]

Did I sleep through World War III?

Naaaahh. You know how those double-naught spies are always so far ahead of the rest of us.

[eno_]

The DU is a beta emitter. Unless you breath a lot of dust containing a lot of DU, it won't hurt you. X-rays, stone buildings, coal (and combusion products of coal), will all zap you a lot more than the DU in Iraq, even if you live in Iraq.

[AdvisorB]

Yeah, and he tried to get an appointment with clinton
for over two years and couldn't. When that small plane
crashed into the White House some years back, some
in the administration joked that it must have been the
CIA director trying to get in and see clinton.

[AdvisorB]

Actually the bolsheviks in Russia declared war on all the capitalist
powers after the 1917 coup d'etat.

[weegee]

I'm not so sure that we won WWIII. The socialist influence was what we were trying to keep at bay.

How successful were we?

[Pagey]

Clinton's choice was Tony Lake,

Another person, just like #42 ( wanted power,not to exercise it), who, in an interview w/ the New Yorker said," Perhaps I blocked out the massacres in Africa,out of my mind,because I didn't want to deal w/ them...". I kid you not. Neither he or #42 wanted to make major decisions in order to help other people in the world.Losers both.Now #42 wants to help......Puhhhhlease.

[eno_]

You've had an intersting couple of weeks here. Now crawl back into your hole. Let's if if you'll try that "I'm a conservative environmentalist." line or something similar. Fool.

Y'all read this jackasses posts and make up your own minds.

[Political Junkie Too]

Did I sleep through World War III?

Don't worry. It's a 4 out of 7 series. There're still WWV, WWVI, and WWVII, if necessary.

-PJ