[TigersEye]

Time to fly Da$$hole out to one of the uncontrolled fires in Oregon and push him out of a smoke jumpers plane with a parachute and a hoe dag.

While this sounds like a perfectly splendid idea I'd rather let one of those giant out of work Oregon loggers use lil' Tommy as a hoe dag. He needs to have his face rubbed in something.

[Grampa Dave]

Both of our plans are good.

Use mine first and let him jump into a fire zone with an empty canteen and a hoe dag to learn about the fires he has enabled.

Then take him to one of the out of control fires in Oregon and let your plan be put into action. A big burly un employed logger can use him as a hoe dag to fight the fire.

After the unemployed logger uses him a hoe dag all day, then maybe Da$$hole will not love the spotted owl more than loggers!