[Grampa Dave]

Both of our plans are good.

Use mine first and let him jump into a fire zone with an empty canteen and a hoe dag to learn about the fires he has enabled.

Then take him to one of the out of control fires in Oregon and let your plan be put into action. A big burly un employed logger can use him as a hoe dag to fight the fire.

After the unemployed logger uses him a hoe dag all day, then maybe Da$$hole will not love the spotted owl more than loggers!

[Grampa Dave]

The latest update on the out of control fires in Oregon. The news is worse this morning: (New Oregon fires force more evacuations, this time in Northern Oregon)