[tomkow6]

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.
One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.
The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils

[Pippin]

Giggle! Tom, you're something else!

[archy]

The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils

Back in the days when I ran a breeding and boarding kennel, I also had a few other varmints around, the usual formerly domesticated skunks and ferrets, a badger, a Christmas-present beaver, and assorted other varmints. When the sweet little old lady manager of a nearby exotic pet shop called one afternoon to see if I could provide some animals for a church/school student's production of the Noah's Ark story, I offered to rent a pair of weasels at a very reasonable rate.

And ever since then, have been thought by some folks as the Leasor of Two Weasels....

I know, I know...the constitution prohibits Titles of Nobility for US citizens. Darn.

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