USO Canteen FReeper Style....Monday Mail Call ....... July 22,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style and Snow Bunny

[tomkow6]

The doctor took Dan into the room and said,
"Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news."

"They're going to name a disease after you."

[SpookBrat]

Ed USARMY........Alright.....come clean......who is your mom and dad? I want to know! I'll go crazy if you don't tell me. LOL How proud they must be of you. You are doing a fantastic job of keeping us safe. No more terrorist attacks as of yet, knock on wood. Thank you so very much for your service and for your love of our great country. Tell your dad (Hi Dad) thanks for serving us as well. We are indebted to you both. And please don't thank us......it's our pleasure and it's the very least we could do for you all. Give all your buddies big hugs and thank you's from my family and me. Stay safe and hurry home. We'll be thinking about you. With much love and affection, Spooky

[tomkow6]

Children Talk about Love

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he
showers at least once a day." Michelle, age 9

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad they finally got
it out and said it and now they can go eat." Dick, age 7

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls." Julia,
age 7

"You learn it right on the spot when the gushy feelings get the best
of
you." Brian, age 7

"It might help to watch soap operas all day." Carin, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"When they're rich." Pam, age 7

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you.
That's why I stopped doing it." Tammy, age 10

"If it's your mother, you can kiss her any time. But if it's a new
person, you have to ask permission." Roger, age 6

"I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like it, but
it's
a free country and nobody should be forced to do it."

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." Dick,age 7

"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love.
Erin, age 8

"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn't
like picking what movie you want to watch." Natalie, age 9

[tomkow6]

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what
her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow
storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the
driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She
explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the
snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart
parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

[kneezles]

You know Flagman, this is a pretty good argument FOR evolution...

[tomkow6]

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."

[tomkow6]

"Are caterpillars good to eat?" asked little Tommy at the dinner table.

"No," said his father, "what makes you ask a question like that while we
are eating?"

"You had one on your lettuce salad, but it's gone now," replied Tommy.

[tomkow6]

I had called Clara from the mall and asked her if there was
anything she wanted me to bring home. She said, "How
about some comfortable underwear?"

Now men, you know from getting a grocery list and being
commanded to go fetch the stuff from the store there's no
way on the planet that we get these kind of purchases
"right." Think: Laundry detergent. There's Tide with bleach.
Tide without bleach. Tide with freshner. Tide with fabric
softener. Tide for colors. Tide for gay people. Tide for
nudists. Tide for people who throw their clothes in a grape wine vat and stomp around on 'em.

So I knew I wasn't gonna get the "comfortable underwear"
thing right. "How will I know which ones to pick?"

She said, "Hold 'em up and imagine them on me. If you
smile, put them back."

[tomkow6]

Give up?????????????

[kneezles]

Hey Spookie....Who loves ya, Baby?

[SpookBrat]

Chaplain xzins, do you have any words for our hero Kevin in the Marines?

Kevin USMC.....Kevin, OMGosh, I'm just sick for you. My heart........ugh........I have no words. I'm sitting here shaking my head. I hate evil. I promise you I will pray hard for your poor parents who lost their baby girl. I'll pray for your healing too. Life is so unfair sometimes, I could just scream with rage. It just not right. I suppose it's lame and no comfort at all to tell you, your sister is sitting in the Lord's lap right now, and he is reading her a bed time book and singing her a sweet song. I can also promise you, knowing all the wonderful, loving, compassionate people on this board, that they will pray for you too. I'm so sorry Kevin. Hang in there. We are here if you need us. Don't ever hesitate to write Snow Bunny or any of us. We'll drop everything and write you back. God love you. Please send love to your parents from me.

[tomkow6]

Did you see THIS post?

[kneezles]

I don't really give up, but I'm gonna save some for another day. Sassy is wearing a path in the carpet pacing back and forth wanting to get back on. So for tonight all, I bid you good night. I'll be lurking over Sassy's shoulder.

Over and out.

[SpookBrat]

You do?????

[tomkow6]

Good night, Kneezles! God bless & keep you safe!

Tom

[tomkow6]

Got any "dirty" jokes, now that Kneezles is out of sight?

hehehehehehe!

[SpookBrat]

Chad USMC.........I have to go tuck my kids in soon, so I have to hurry and finish my notes. The pressure's on. Augh!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. God bless you. I'll be praying for you and please stay in touch. Take care of yourself. Whenever I ask my boy if he has anything he wants to say to you guys, he always says," Use your strength and WIN". Come home soon. Loveyoumeanit. Hooches and smugs.

[Kathy in Alaska]

WOW! Spectacular! You take the best photos. It is as if we are right there with you. Thank you for sharing.

[tomkow6]

Hey, CLARA !!!!