[SevenofNine]

OH MAN Citizen Reporter think about it

Dubya be having press conference outside the Ranch and you see Helen Thomas melting down like Witch she is

I AM MELTINGGGG

HELPPPPP

Dubya said DAMN I didn't know Helen was that old

[hoosierpearl]

Seven, sometimes your posts are pure poetry. The idea of Helen Thomas Meltinnngggggg is rich. She has earned it too.

Although I can't picture Dubya saying profanity, even about Helen.

[A Citizen Reporter]

Through the month of August, I expect Steve Doocey, of Fox and Friends to report every morning on the high temp of Crawford......and I want it HOT AND SWEATY!