Why, just luckily enough I am in possession of a special computer that can calculate comparative odds on any single subject at the push of just a single button!
I am entering the question to this great computer just now: What are the odds that this story will be covered by the mainstream media? Grrrr...clunk...whizz...brrrrr...and here is it's answer:
The same odds as for Osama Bin Laden converting to Assembly-of-God style Christianity.