TINFOIL HAT UPGRADE INFO (for immediate release)

[Dallas]

Two rolls of Reynolds Wrap Release are shown on a rail outside the Alcoa Inc. headquarters with the Pittsburgh skyline rising above the Allegheny River on Wednesaday, July 17, 2002. The aluminum company planned to announced Thursday that it has invented a non-stick aluminum foil that will make heating or reheating everything from lasagna to fish fillets a lot less messy. Alcoa, which purchased Reynolds Metals two years ago, said Reynolds Wrap Release is the biggest thing to happen to aluminum foil since 1947, when aluminum foil was invented. (AP Photo/ Keith Srakocic)

[Dallas]

Sell all your stocks, and buy Alcoa (AA)........ NOW

[mewzilla]

But does it come in decorator colors? Silver makes me look so washed out.

[Dallas]

Whoops....forgot to post the LINK

[Dallas]

I'll check....

[martin_fierro]

Pingamundo!

[parsifal]

Slow down! This product will still have to be tested. Does the new inner surface keep brain waves from seeping out? Will your brain waves "not stick" and stay inside your helmet? (Or Canadian floppy ear hat like I prefer because you can protect your occipital lobes.) These are some of the questions that need to be answered. In the meantime, I suggest stocking up on old-style foil, or using a dual layer of new-style foil, have shiny sides both inside and outside. parsy the cautious.

[martin_fierro]

Izzat the Gateway Clipper in the background 'n'at? <|:)~

[rabidralph]

This is great news for those of you that live in hot, humid climates, and for the businessman on the go to southern hemisphere destinations.

[Dallas]

LOL.....good point

Besides, I've got enough of the old stockpiled. Why switch from a proven formula.

[Brett66]

A couple of points:

1. This is aluminum foil, not tin-foil. It's not as effective at blocking mind control rays from aliens or the government but can still provide a basic defense.

2. They don't mention if the shiny side is still the same with this new product. The shiny side must be facing outwards for it to work effectively.

Here's a site for construction tips:

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

[Brett66]

Better close my tags:

< /silly >

[Dallas]

I'm pretty sure that vessel belongs to Art Bell...

[Dallas]

You're making me paranoid as hell......

[martin_fierro]

I'm pretty sure that vessel belongs to Art Bell...

NAH! Otherwise IT would be wrapped in tinfoil! <|:)~

[gulfwarvet]

Can it be used to wrap cheese?

[martin_fierro]

I think it would make a most excellent cheese wrapper.

It would cloak the cheese so that The Powers That Be and the Trilateral Commission couldn't detect your cheese and come take it away in the dead of night!

Hey, I'm pretty good at sounding crazy!

[Focault's Pendulum]

Does the new inner surface keep brain waves from seeping out? Will your brain waves "not stick" and stay inside your helmet? (Or Canadian floppy ear hat like I prefer because you can protect your occipital lobes.)

Some people are just so resistant to change!

[gulfwarvet]

Yes, or camouflage it on any grassy knoll...

[Dallas]

LOL....

[Brett66]

You're making me paranoid as hell

Uh oh, did you put the shiny side facing inward? Better double check, here's what it should look like: