[Miss Marple]

Those puppets again. I repeat my statement of yesterday, now known as the Marple Index:

The obnoxiousness of a program is directly correlatable to the number of giant puppets present.

And it goes without saying that "puppet camp" has a Marple Index of infinity.

Bah! Puppets are nothing but trouble brewing.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Not all puppets are evil....

I'm quite found of Lamb Chop...and Beaney & Cecil started as a puppet show...

[general_re]

I read about the puppet camp, and I immediately thought of the Marple Index. ;)

It says something about how indoctrinated this kid is that at the age of 13, he's talking about how much fun social justice workshops are, in a Stepford child-like sort of way. I don't know about most people, but when I was 13, I spent my summer alternating between riding my bike with my friends, fishing, shooting at things, and trying to figure out a way to get the girl who lived three houses down to notice me.

And anyone that had suggested puppet camp to me...I don't know how I would have reacted, but I don't think puppet camp would have interested me. Not without a lobotomy first, but then again, I didn't get that crap pushed on me from birth like this poor kid probably did.

[weegee]

Lemmy sez: "Don't talk to #&%@in' puppets."